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I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up.
Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to lose.
Lyndon B. Johnson
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.
If the people who make the decisions are the people who will also bear the consequences of those decisions, perhaps better decisions will result.
Your result for Which Rat Pack Member Are You?...
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Noah needs to stop by my place to pick me and the dogs up. (Hello, Sandra...)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Noah Looks like a Big Wet Leaning Q-Tip. (What?)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Noah says, shove it up YOURS! (Yeah, I do that a lot.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Noah wants to help a frustrated Luke. (I'll ask again: Who is Luke?)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Noah does his Chewbacca impression. (Hey, I told you that I was a nerd.)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Noah hates Justin so he decides to push him off of a cliff! (Justin? I bet he deserved it. They generally do.)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Noah asks Luke to live together. (We haven't even met, why would I do that?)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
A: Noah likes it stuck up the asshole skinless. (Oh...)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
A: Noah eats cauliflower. (Maybe?)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search.
A: Noah wears shades to protect from sun at Lollapalooza. (Aaah, I feel young again...)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Noah was arrested for having an open container of alcohol and misdemeanor possession of marijuana in Gainesville, Florida. (So not true)
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A. Noah loves spring. (Who doesn't?)
Google game - type your name and "likes" in the toolbar and see what you get.
1. Noah likes Balls.
(What do you mean by "balls"?)
2. Noah likes to listen.
3. Noah likes boobies.
4. Noah likes ponies.
(I really don't think so, but I think Clairebear used to like them...)
5. Noah likes The Jonas Brothers.
(Excuse me? Who?)
6. Noah likes summer vacation.
(I don't like vacation.)
7. Noah likes Luke, like really likes him, so he comes up with a plan to get him.
(Again, who? Yeah, I always make plans to get people....but do I know him?)
8. Noah likes the line-up for tickets best so far.
(Why would I?)
9. Noah likes to hang out and help dad in the garage.
(I really did...)
10. Noah likes to sneak spoonfuls of: raw cake batter, cookie-dough, and pancake batter.
(How about waffles?)
So, ambiguous_man, your LiveJournal reveals...
You are... 0% unique, 56% peculiar, 28% interesting, 15% normal and 0% herdlike. When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is simplistic.
Your overall weirdness is: 45
(The average level of weirdness is: 29.
You are weirder than 84% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!