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Noah Bennet
16 October 2011 @ 11:56 pm

Your Daddy Is Ozzy Osbourne

What You Call Him: Pops

Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings

Noah Bennet
26 December 2010 @ 01:33 pm
In 2011, ambiguous_man resolves to...
Lose ten heroes by March.
Be nicer to doc_suresh.
Eat more hrgs.
Take themaneclipse collecting.
Stop kidnapping with welcometo_life.
Ask my boss for a primatech.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

I'd rather not eat hrgs...Oh well.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ambiguous_man sent to me...
Twelve guns drumming
Eleven sales piping
Ten glasses a-leaping
Nine heroes dancing
Eight hrgs a-milking
Seven cellphones a-collecting
Six bennets a-kidnapping
Five pri-i-i-imatech boys
Four horn-rimmed glasses
Three corrective lenses
Two taser guns
...and a clairebear in a company.
Get your own Twelve Days:

Clairebear in a Company? WHAT!?
Noah Bennet
03 November 2010 @ 03:13 pm

My Personality
Openness to Experience
You are poised, confident, and clear-thinking when stressed, however you feel strong cravings and urges that you have difficulty resisting. You tend to prefer short-term pleasures and rewards over long-term consequences. You are not prone to spells of energetic high spirits. You prefer dealing with either people or things rather than ideas. You regard intellectual exercises as a waste of your time. You do not particularly like helping other people. Requests for help feel like an imposition on your time, however you generally see others as selfish, devious, and sometimes potentially dangerous. You have strong will-power and are able to overcome your reluctance to begin tasks. You are able to stay on track despite distractions.

Free Poll


Noah Bennet
25 October 2010 @ 10:54 pm
ambiguous_man's Halloween party:

ambiguous_man dressed as a rabbit.
ambiguouslyepic dressed as Ozzy Osbourne.
ba_mrbennet dressed as legendary space hero Crunch Vanderhuge.
bennetluvr dressed as Ivan the Terrible of Russia.
bloodonmytongue dressed as something urgent, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
brain_rape dressed as Camilla Parker-Bowles when she becomes Queen, and it suited them all too well.
can_i_keep_him dressed as a shrub.
coed_claire dressed as Hugh Grant.
companylauren forgot to put on clothes!
doc_suresh dressed as the Cardinal of Cerekalyere.
dref22 dressed as a new superhero: Metal Savage.
edenpersuasion dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
electric_vixen dressed as Jon Stewart.
emmawright didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
futurepurfect dressed as Jack the Ripper in a time machine, complete with gory knives.
heart_beat dressed as Jerry Seinfeld - tarred and feathered.
homicidaldemon dressed as a rabbit.
iamspocklar dressed as the resurrected dead -- complete with the most convincing coffin.
idareutokillme dressed as Space Ghost.
ilovesubtext didn't dress up, spoilsport.
iseethesignsnow dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Armor of Teignbridge.
ithink_icanfly dressed as a character from a Silent Hill game.
its_notluck dressed as a witch.
iwantnoone gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Ichabod Crane, the schoolmaster from Sleepy Hollow.
joinedthegame dressed as Cmdr. Riker from "Star Trek", and it suited them disturbingly well.
jumppushfall dressed as Lady Godiva without the horse and far too little hair!.
killer_cereal dressed as Guy Fawkes but the exploding barrel of dynamite didn't go down too well.
lifetimedreamer dressed as a diplomat from Costa Rica.
lilliana_187 dressed as the Governor of West Virginia.
little_shock dressed as John Adams, though it looked more like Nosferatu the Supreme Vampire.
lost_empathycb dressed as the love child of Johnny Depp and Nicole Kidman.
manipulatesall dressed as Tom Cruise, and it suited them disturbingly well.
maxinegray dressed as Mde. Lachienne Foutue d'Enfer -- you don't wanna know.
medicpetrelli dressed as your father.
missfreeze81 didn't dress up, spoilsport.
mods_of_fated dressed as Sigfried in need of testosterone.
morallygreyguy dressed as Pavlova the ballerina -- dancing on point too.
mydnight_dreams dressed as a bottle of Spiglytrel.
needtobesaved dressed as a goblin.
noahb5yg dressed as the main character of "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade".
noahpetrelli dressed as Oscar De La Hoya.
northernclaude didn't dress up, spoilsport.
notabadguy dressed as a Huey, Lohr & Laidlow, Inc. employee.
notacargojet dressed as a 1970's disco child.
onlyimmortal dressed as blues legend Texas Liver Thompkins.
peppy_blonde dressed as William Henry Harrison.
perversemind dressed as the Vicomte des Boules-Velues.
petrelliheidi dressed as Marie Antoinette going to her death.
phasing_cat dressed as Jessica Alba riding a deer.
rebelle_elle dressed as Tori Amos.
regeneracy dressed as Mary Queen of Scots ... without her head. Most convincing.
reluctanthero81 dressed as a safety for the Panthers.
rip_my_tie_off dressed as Helga the wisewoman, although the live snake was a mistake.
robot_barbie gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Sybil - except that Sybil didn't show but the other 12 personalities did.
samtheslick dressed as Elizabeth Regina on steroids and roller skates.
shades_of_sylar dressed as the Marquis of Columbus.
sherrybomb dressed as a small tissue.
snarky_blonde dressed as a walking Guillotine.
sullivanshadow dressed as Adam-the-first-man but the fig-leaf was far too big.
superlamesauce didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
suppression_bro dressed as the Rock Power Ranger.
teleparkman dressed as Moltar.
texan_housewife dressed as a jealous zombie.
thatbennetgirl dressed as Ali Landry's grandmother.
thegotowoman dressed as a bottle of lotion.
themaneclipse dressed as a very fake witch-doctor complete with a collection of shrunken skulls.
triplet_dna dressed as a Level 13 wizard.
trythepancakes dressed as Tom Cruise.
welcometo_life dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Profound Bandit.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
Created by sigma7: More info here.
Noah Bennet
22 September 2010 @ 03:03 am

My pirate name is:

Iron Tom Rackham

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Noah Bennet
19 September 2010 @ 09:06 pm
From doc_suresh  and northernclaude 

Peter Petrelli, Claude Rains
Circle I Limbo

Matt Parkman
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Mohinder Suresh
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Nathan Petrelli
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Eden McCain
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Angela Petrelli
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Samuel Sullivan
Circle VII Burning Sands

Eric Thompson, Bob Bishop
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell
Noah Bennet
22 August 2010 @ 04:08 pm
This Is My Life, Rated
Life: 6.3
Mind: 6.7
Body: 8.4
Spirit: 5.5
Friends/Family: 2.5
Love: 6.2
Finance: 6.5
Take the Rate My Life Quiz
Noah Bennet
07 August 2010 @ 12:37 am
Do you prefer being the good cop or the bad cop?

That technique is outdated. I always rely on my taser and duct tape. I guess that makes me a cop with no mercy?
Noah Bennet
29 June 2010 @ 01:40 pm
I hope I'm still her hero...
Noah Bennet
22 June 2010 @ 12:38 am





You Scored as Revolver

Simple, old-fashioned a bit, but always cool. This is revolver. Don't listen to that hi-tech freaks - use drum-fed sidearm and be happy!


Sniper Rifle



Assault Rifle