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Noah Bennet
02 May 2010 @ 08:23 pm

Noah [noun] --
A dance involving little to no clothing


Noah Bennet
24 April 2010 @ 12:12 am
Your Penis Name Is: Poka-her-hontas
Keep it in your pants!
Noah Bennet
22 April 2010 @ 11:52 pm
Stolen from everyone.

Go here and reload until you get five quotes that sum up your philosophy or outlook, then post them.

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up.

Beverly Sills

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to lose.

Lyndon B. Johnson

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

Carl Sandburg

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.
Herbert Agar

If the people who make the decisions are the people who will also bear the consequences of those decisions, perhaps better decisions will result.

John Abrams
Noah Bennet
09 April 2010 @ 12:41 am

Your result for Which Rat Pack Member Are You?...

Dean Martin


The Devil may care, but you sure as hell don't. You're cool, calm and collected, viewing the world from your self-contained castle of easy going cynicism. You rarely crack under pressure and despise pretension. Strangers tend to find you detached and cold, and you're sometimes sarcastic to the point of cruelty, but since when do you give a damn about the opinions of others?

Take Which Rat Pack Member Are You? at HelloQuizzy

Noah Bennet
30 March 2010 @ 01:23 pm
Type in the terms below, and give the results. Stolen from edenpersuasion  and snarky_blonde  .

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Noah needs to stop by my place to pick me and the dogs up. (Hello, Sandra...)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Noah Looks like a Big Wet Leaning Q-Tip. (What?)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Noah says, shove it up YOURS! (Yeah, I do that a lot.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Noah wants to help a frustrated Luke. (I'll ask again: Who is Luke?)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Noah does his Chewbacca impression. (Hey, I told you that I was a nerd.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Noah hates Justin so he decides to push him off of a cliff! (Justin? I bet he deserved it. They generally do.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Noah asks Luke to live together. (We haven't even met, why would I do that?)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
A: Noah likes it stuck up the asshole skinless. (Oh...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
A: Noah eats cauliflower. (Maybe?)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search.
A: Noah wears shades to protect from sun at Lollapalooza. (Aaah, I feel young again...)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Noah was arrested for having an open container of alcohol and misdemeanor possession of marijuana in Gainesville, Florida. (So not true)

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A. Noah loves spring. (Who doesn't?)
Noah Bennet
29 March 2010 @ 09:44 pm
Stolen fromedenpersuasion  and snarky_blonde 

Google game - type your name and "likes" in the toolbar and see what you get.

1. Noah likes Balls.
(What do you mean by "balls"?)

2. Noah likes to listen.
(Sometimes....Not always...)

3. Noah likes boobies.

4. Noah likes ponies.
(I really don't think so, but I think Clairebear used to like them...)

5. Noah likes The Jonas Brothers.
(Excuse me? Who?)

6. Noah likes summer vacation.
(I don't like vacation.)

7. Noah likes Luke, like really likes him, so he comes up with a plan to get him.
(Again, who? Yeah, I always make plans to get people....but do I know him?)

8. Noah likes the line-up for tickets best so far.
(Why would I?)

9. Noah likes to hang out and help dad in the garage.
(I really did...)

10. Noah likes to sneak spoonfuls of: raw cake batter, cookie-dough, and pancake batter.
(How about waffles?)
Noah Bennet
14 March 2010 @ 03:56 pm

So, ambiguous_man, your LiveJournal reveals...

You are... 0% unique, 56% peculiar, 28% interesting, 15% normal and 0% herdlike. When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is simplistic.

Your overall weirdness is: 45

(The average level of weirdness is: 29.
You are weirder than 84% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!